Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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