She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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