It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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