He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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