guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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