i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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