I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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