We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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