I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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