i just identified you from a description of your pipe
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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