Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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