The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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