Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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