He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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