I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize