I accidentally had phone sex last night
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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