I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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