Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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