Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
How does one acquire holy water?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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