Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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