i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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