She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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