So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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