I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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