the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Plan B is the new Plan A
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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