It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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