plz talk dirty to me
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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