is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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