He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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