don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
