What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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