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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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