member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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