Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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