I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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