I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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