If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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