The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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