I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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