): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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