She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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