is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
