Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
