chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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