Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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