Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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