Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
