So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i think my tv is drunk
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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