Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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