I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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