The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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