4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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