fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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